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Monday, October 3, 2016

New CosmicAuthor (How I Like to Call Them!) + Come to Panda and Naffy's Funeral!

Hey hey hey it's Princess, your very own princess (..?)!
No that went wrong. I am going to try again.


Hey everybody it's Princessbgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
No still not right. First impressions. First impressions.

Hello people of Mars! It's Princessbg here!
Oh I HAVE to STOP with these planet related introductions..
No, why can't I just get a simple introduction!?

Heyo my boys it's 'Parribg here, and welcome to this swag post!1!1!
NO THIS ISN'T RIGHT *slams desk*

Hello pink and yellow beans. It's Julianbg here.
I CAN'T EVEN DO A SIMPLE, FLIPPIN-
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I just thought why if you put a ! and a ? together it makes you look like..
"What's going on?!" It just makes you look surprised or alarmed.
But if you just add this ? or an ! alone it looks normal. Like excited or confused.
Like "Whaaaat???" and "WHAAT!!". Total difference, Cosmicians, total difference.
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Well, if you whipped creammin' saw me, you'd know I am a new CosmicAuthor
of the Animal Jam Comet. Does that now mean I am a cheetah? I hope not.
I am proud of my pretty *cat brush stroke noise* cat *another one* family.
*purrs for a million hours straight*
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Well, I am a new CosmicAuthor. *purrs* And there's nothing to be ashamed of.
BESIDES BEING A CHEETAH YAAAH!! *throws things around like a lunatic*
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Okay *giggles* I am sorry.. *deep breath* Oh my gosh.. *breathy giggle*
Okay.. I am done.. *puts paws on desk and kinda depends on it to get back up*
Today's post was mixed up. I turned into a cheetah, and that's that.
*a long moment of silence*
CHEETAHS AAAAAAAAH! *throws my chair at the bulletin board*
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Ouch.. *climbs back up* I think I broke my nose... *sniffs*..
I think it's bleeding.. OUCH! Naffy what did you do that for..?!
"Well, Princess, I wanted to tell you that your nose is ALWAYS wet."
*another long moment of silence*
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*turns on camera* Oh, gosh, I think I went crazy.. *deep breath through teeth*
Okay, there I go. My leg isn't broken. I can stand up.
*you guessed it, another long moment of silence*
Whipped creammin' Naffy! I told you to get the leg cardboard cutout!
"Well, it's better if you just stood on your own two legs. You have them." 
"Naffy, what did you do..? *pulls Naffy back*" "I ain't do nothing, Panda!"
*camera stops recording*
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R.I.P. Awesomapanda868 and Nafaria9
You had a wonderful life.

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